Great news from today’s brain scan

Posted in Uncategorized by Sean Holton on August 30, 2010

One month ago today, the results of my last MRI brain scan produced one of the Scariest Fridays Of My Life. Today the exact opposite happened. The very same MRI tube spit out a new man with a new concept for a casual-dining restaurant chain: Thank God It’s Monday.

Quick refresher: Besides confirming the recurrence of a malignant brain tumor, the July 30 scan showed further growth in a dangerous buildup in fluid and pressure around my brain that had my doctor so worried he wanted me to report immediately to the emergency room lest I have a seizure or stroke. I managed to talk my way out of that, but the following week I was shifted to a new bi-weekly regime combining intravenous chemotherapy called Irinotecan (CPT-11) with a companion drug called Avastin (which can starve blood supply to tumors by restricting arterial growth around them). I’ve had two of those treatments so far, and my third is set for tomorrow morning.

Quick update from today: I got the unexpected, incredibly good news that in just one month the new treatment regime has not only halted the growth of the recurrent tumor in its tracks (which is the best I was allowing myself to hope for), but has actually wiped it mostly off the map. What was a dense, 2.1-centimeter-in-diameter growth that I compared last time to a comet with a long tail showed up in today’s scan as a white, wispy sheen of barely visible light in the picture.  A growth that might easily have muscled up even more to become the new Bully of my Brain now looks instead like a scrawny sissy who got beat up and left in a roadside ditch on its way home from school. That tumor is cryin’ for its Mama to come pick it up. And the fluid buildup on the outside of my brain has significantly diminished. My doctor is as happy with the results as I obviously am. Talk about happy hour. Hey bartender, mix me up another one of those nice new chemo cocktails right away.

Quick update on prognosis: The doctor says the Irinotecan/Avastin therapy looks so promising in controlling my cancer so far that he expects me to squeeze many, many more months of  high-quality survival out of it.  I’m set for four more of the bi-weekly infusions to take me to the end of October. After that, I’ll get another scan and based on that he may be able to scale back the dosages I’m getting (if the results are good) or switch me to one of many more alternative combinations of agents that are available (if the cancer shows signs of fighting back again). Meanwhile, on the fluid-buildup front, he expects it to diminish even more and eventually disappear with the help of yet another medication he’s throwing into the mix.

Quick update on the quirkiness of it all: I wasn’t scheduled to even get any of these results until an appointment that was initially scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. But after my doctor took a sneak peek at the scan an hour after it was completed this morning, he had his nurse call me at home immediately because he didn’t want me to have to wait even a day to hear the great news. And he even moved up my appointment a day so I could go right back in this afternoon and go over the results in detail with my sister Kathleen, who came here from Las Vegas to be with me in case this turned out to be another topsy-turvy week of medical news. Instead, it will be a week to celebrate. All the prayers and positive thoughts and energy that people are sending my way appear to be working.

 Quick kicker line (courtesy of my buddy Roger Roy) about getting so much happy news from a single brain scan: “Seems like the only thing they DIDN’T tell you they found inside there today was the key to Claudia Schiffer’s apartment.”

I can’t top that. Thanks Roger, and thanks to all the rest of you who have been tracking my progress and sending me all your love and support. You’ve been with me through the rough times, so I wanted to share this good news right away.


Physics vs. Spirit: It’s game on

Posted in Uncategorized by Sean Holton on August 24, 2010

"Creation finds the pressure of its everlasting secret too terrible to bear" (Thomas Merton)


Scientists peering deep into space recently announced they have found a small black hole way the hell out there belching a vast bubble of hot gas into the universe. They say this perpetually burning balloon of matter is 1,000 light years (LIGHT YEARS!!) across.  That seemed to me at first to be so unimagineably big and scary that it defied the human capacity to imagine, let alone be scared. The picture of the gas bubble is at left. Click this link
to read the whole story.                                                                                     

But you don’t even need to read the story to instantly grasp the basic questions raised by this development. What if we look out the window one day and see that one of these sputtering black holes has backed into our galactic driveway, parked within range and aimed its flame-belching exhaust pipe right at our humble home planet? What are we supposed to do then? Load Bruce Willis onto the space shuttle and send him up there to put the fire out with some giant, nuclear-bomb-powered extinguisher? I don’t think so. This situation sounds way more serious even than the familiar killer asteroid that we already know how to eliminate. Thanks to Hollywood, that apocalyptic scenario seems almost pedestrian at this point. But for this gas bubble thing, the human race may need a Plan B involving a representative even bigger and badder than Bruce Willis. Maybe we’ll need to line up someone like aging NBA giant Shaquille O’Neal. Could Shaq kick this thing’s ass? Maybe. Maybe we could give Shaq command of the International Space Station along with our whole fleet of space shuttles and some rebuilt Saturn V rockets from the Apollo program, then rig them all to a wheel as wide as one of Saturn’s rings that would turn some sort of Moon-sized valve and slowly choke off the jet of cosmic gas. Sounds cool. But on second thought I don’t think that plan works either. It just doesn’t seem like something you turn around on short notice in the face of such an extinction event, especially now with NASA’s budget being cut and the space-shuttle program being retired next year. Sorry, Shaq. But good luck with the Celtics this year, either way.                                                                                                               

Now, with the “let’s-go-up-there-and-kick-this-thing’s-butt” option off the table, I can see how lots of scientists might start thinking ahead to a Plan C, even though one of these bubbles hasn’t popped up next door yet. That is: We must design and build sophisticated new spaceships able to transport continent-sized, environmental-control-and-life-support systems that will allow us to propagate our species far beyond Earth, sending humans to colonize other planets in distant solar systems.  Maybe that can save us from stuff like this.  But then you start running the numbers and things get big and scary again. The most distant human-made object now travelling through the universe is the Voyager 1 spacecraft. It was launched from Earth way back in 1977 and even at its speed of 38,000 miles per hour has only now made its way to the outer reaches of our own little solar system.  According to my quick research and calculations, if that burning cloud of gas in the picture up there is really 1,000  light years in diameter like the story says, it’s big enough to swallow nearly 800,000 solar systems the size of ours in one gulp. Luckily it is located in the galaxy NGC 7793, which is 12 million light years away. But if something like this ever were to bubble up within the friendly, 100,000-light-year-wide confines of our own Milky Way galaxy, we’d be lucky just to get a few hundred years’ advance warning. Then our would-be, spacefaring Pilgrims of human propagation would need to design and build a Mayflower spaceship capable of traveling at the speed of light in order to haul ass in whatever direction necessary to escape the bubble’s fiery blast. Sound doable? I don’t know if the technology will ever be there.  The speed of light is about 17,500 times faster than our current technological pride and joy — that 1977 Voyager spacecraft — which in a discussion on this scale of astrophysics might as well be a 1985 Plymouth Voyager minivan.                                                                                               

So if we can’t kill it and we can’t outrun it, then how are human beings supposed to respond to this infinitely horrible and new fact of physics? The only answer I can think of is the same answer that gives me strength each day as I learn to think about, read about and live with the infinitesimally horrible fact of my individual case of brain cancer: We simply worry less about Physics and put more of our trust in Spirit.  Whether you label it “God” or “Divinity” or “Religion” or “Faith” or “Life” or “Soul” or “Hope” or “Eternity” or “Knowledge” or “Art” or “Love” or “Children” or simply “Spirituality” depends on your personal perspective. But whatever our cultural traditions, the common and ancient ability humans have to discern and wield this force in the universe and live our lives within its framework is the most powerful factor we bring to the cosmic table. It’s way more powerful than any black hole, rocketship or rogue cancer cell. Sure, Physics will always seem to have the home-field advantage out there in the natural order of the visible universe. The crazy, mind-boggling numbers and inevitably grim medical outcomes will always seem to fall on the side of Physics. But the visiting squad — Spirit — will prevail if we can learn to let it do its work. I have sensed this truth in a  fuzzy, abstract way for my whole life. I’ve touched on it here in posts about prayer and despair and spiritual death. Now I can say that because of my own experiences since July 2009, I believe it in my gut and I am confident my spirit cannot be broken no matter what else happens to me physically. (NOTE: I’ll have more news on that front next week after my next MRI brain scan on Monday, a report from my doctor on Tuesday about how my tumor has responded to my new chemotherapy routine and an updated prognosis.)                                                               

Thomas Merton (1915-1968)


I didn’t start this blog to preach or prescribe, so please don’t mistake the previous paragraph for a sermon. I started this blog simply to share — with anyone who wants to keep up — what’s been going on inside my head (medically and otherwise) during my brain-cancer journey.  So because the whole line of thought triggered by the black-hole-bubble-scare story has been part of that, I figured I’d better share that, too. If it’s all too rambling and random for you, then just don’t take my word for it. But encouraging me further in this direction this past week has been spending an hour or so each evening reading the poetry and prose of a guy whose been dead now for 42 years — the Catholic mystic Thomas Merton.  Now if you want to hear a real pro weigh in on matters of Physics and Spirit, you should read some of his stuff. Merton was born in France in 1915, but he did his best and most popular writing from 1941 until his death in 1968 while living the contemplative life of a Trappist monk at a place called the Abbey of Gethsemani way out in the middle of Kentucky. A friend sent me a great introduction to his work, a brilliant 2007 compilation and distillation of writings called A Book of Hours. The book is organized to lead a reader through a full week of Merton’s observations of the physical world and his meditations on its spiritual dimensions. Each of the book’s seven chapters is devoted to a single day, which is in turn broken down into its four parts (dawn, day, dusk, dark). I’ve mostly enjoyed reading each day’s whole chapter at one sitting — usually while sipping on a Budweiser or a glass of Jamesons Irish Whiskey on my back porch at the end of the day while dinner is on the stove.  Though not strictly in the Trappist tradition, spending Happy Hour with Merton has been a great adventure — like sitting down to have a beer each night with Henry David Thoreau, Walt Whitman and my parish priest all at the same time.  Anyway, Merton’s gift was his ability to perceive and express his vision of God, Spirit and divinity suffused through all of physical reality.  The implication being, of course, that it is the spiritual that informs, animates, supersedes and is therefore more powerful than the physical — not the other way around. Here, for example, is a passage from the first chapter, describing Dawn on Sunday:                                                    


For, like a grain of fire 
Smouldering in the heart of every living essence 
God plants His undivided power -- 
Buries His thought too vast for worlds 
In seed and root and blade and flower,
Until, in the amazing shadowlights 
Surcharging the religious silence of the spring 
Creation finds the pressure of its everlasting secret 
Too terrible to bear.
Then every way we look, lo! rocks and trees Pastures and hills and streams and birds and firmament And our own souls within us flash,     and shower us with light, While the wild countryside, unknown, unvisited Bears sheaves of clean, transforming fire.

  Those lines are just Merton’s reflections on a simple sunrise on a Sunday in Kentucky, folks. But as I read them, I thought immediately of that picture of the interstellar gas bubble and wondered what Merton might have said about that. I’d like to imagine him saying something like “Hi there, God. How ya doin’?”                     

According to his biography on Wikipedia, Merton died while attending an interfaith conference between Catholic and non-Christian monks in Bangkok, Thailand: “While stepping out of his bath, he reached out to adjust an electric fan and apparently touched an exposed wire and was electrocuted.”  Okay, so maybe in the end the great devotee of Spirit turned his back on Physics at a critically wrong instant and it bit him in the ass. Still, I don’t think it means his side lost. My guess is that when the final buzzer sounded on his life, the last thoughts to pass through Thomas Merton’s mind had more to do with irony than with death, defeat or fear.                     

What’s scarier than death? DESPAIR!

Posted in Uncategorized by Sean Holton on August 5, 2010

Hi. I'm not REALLY dead. I'm just here for my chemo treatment.

  Way back when I started this blog, I described my terminal brain cancer diagnosis as “a gift that will give me the opportunity to learn more than I thought I would ever know about the mysterious line between life and death.” When the Romenesko news-industry website picked up my story and zeroed in on that line near the bottom of a long post I had written, the editor inside me cringed. That was because, taken in isolation and read out of context, seeing the idea of cancer presented as some sort of “gift” struck even me (its author) as weird — just a throwaway, feel-good cliche. So I expected anyone who didn’t read the whole post just to dismiss my outlook as an irrationally blithe denial of my grave situation — just some random crazy talk coming from a cancer rookie working overtime to cheer himself up.                          

Well, guess what? Nearly a year has passed since I wrote The Death Bird, and I’ll be damned if I’m not still feeling that way today, even more than before. I’m no longer a rookie at this stuff, either. I’ve now had two successful brain surgeries, six weeks of radiation therapy, 11 months of maintenance chemotherapy pills, loads of MRI scans, a recently confirmed recurrence of my brain tumor and just Tuesday began my third course of chemotherapy — this time in a more powerful, intravenously administered form. And I’m still alive and learning more about that mysterious line. My latest confirmation came when I shared an outpatient “IV-drip room” Tuesday at MD Anderson Cancer Center/Orlando with two other patients in succession; their names were Harold and Dave. Both have had far longer, tougher roads that me (Stage 4 lung cancer, liver cancer, colon cancer, metastasis-to-brain cancer, long hospitalizations, infections, induced comas, take-home-chemo IV kits, the works). These guys are true cancer ninjas — still keeping their spirits high and fighting hard. But we shared something else besides our cancer stories, a nice 8th floor view and a couple of cozy recliner chairs. We had in common the fact that none of us is in despair.                          

I recognized that quality in both Harold and Dave immediately because the concept of “despair” has become a major part of my brain-cancer-related investigation into the unsecured borderline between life and death. My research and reading on this topic many weeks ago led me down an old-but-surprising path from my college days and eventually on to an even older story from the Bible that almost everybody knows.                         

I got my college education in Kansas City, Mo., at a school called Rockhurst, a small, Jesuit-run, liberal-arts institution. I did not major in philosphy but the subject was a big part of the core curriculum and the history and spirit of philosophy permeated the campus. Some of my dearest friends were philosophy majors.  You could be hanging out at the library, the student lounge or even a keg party and hear names like Kant, Hegel, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Heidegger, or Sartre tossed around in casual conversation. So even had you spent four years cruising through Rockhurst College not as a disciplined scholar of philosophy, but rather as just a slackjawed mouth-breather with your convertible top always down, it would have been hard to avoid having a few such names as those slip right into your head and stay there, like little fireflies of fake knowledge.                          

One of those bugs that got stuck in my teeth carried the scary-cool name of Soren Kierkegaard, who was a 19th Century Danish author and early existentialist philospher. One of his major works I’d heard about in college was a book called The Sickness Unto Death. I never picked up that book and read it, so I didn’t even know what it was really about. But the title stuck with me, if for no other reason than that I thought it was an ultra-badass name for a book.  Then, upon becoming a brain-cancer patient nearly 30 years later, just recalling the name of that book one day suddenly made me think it might be directly relevant to my personal medical situation. So on July 6 I thought, “What the hell? I’ll just see if I can download The Sickness Unto Death on my Kindle and see what it’s all about.” (Thanks again to my generous former Orlando Sentinel colleagues for that Amazon Kindle you got me as a get-well present last year.)                          

So that was my unexpected path. Now on to the destination that really surprised me.                          

As I began reading, I quickly learned that The Sickness Unto Death is a treatise about despair. “Okay,” I thought. “This could come in handy for me, because being diagnosed with a deadly form of cancer unavoidably will stir up certain human emotions in the soul — starting with the constant white-noise of medical uncertainty, leading naturally to pangs of anxiety, then fear, panic and eventually, if you’re not careful, sweeping you down into a whirlpool of utter despair. I have felt twinges of each of those emotions from time to time over the past year and have tried to manage them aggressively so as not to be overwhelmed by any of them. So what can Kierkegaard tell me that might help me now?”                          

Well, as I learned next, the origins of the ultra-badass title  “The Sickness Unto Death” sprang not from an 19th century philosophical tract, but from the Holy Gospel According to John (Chapter 11). And the scary-cool dude who came up with that phrase was not a gloomy Danish thinker with a hard-to-pronounce name, but Jesus Christ, himself. The phrase comes from the familiar story of the raising of Lazarus from the dead. A quick recap: Lazarus was a pal of Jesus’ who lived in Bethany with his sisters Martha and Mary, who are also recurring characters in the gospels. When Lazarus falls ill, the sisters send out word to Jesus in hopes that he will take a break from his preaching to swing by and cure their brother — just as he has cured so many others. When Jesus hears about the situation, he tells his disciples they would go to help Lazarus soon but that there was no huge rush because Lazarus is only “asleep.” “This sickness will not end in death,” Jesus says. So they make their way slowly, but by the time they arrive at Mary and Martha’s house it turns out that Lazarus has already been stuffed away and stinking in his tomb for four days. Like modern-day Americans frustrated with our complex healthcare system, Martha and Mary seem slightly miffed at first — they rush out to greet Jesus with a gentle complaint that Lazarus would not have died had Jesus just gotten there sooner to provide full miracle benefits (with a reasonable co-pay for the housecall, of course). But Jesus calms the sisters, tells them not to fear, and in short order he calls Lazarus forth from his tomb. Wow. Story over, right?  The greatest miracle we’ve seen yet, right? Well, yes. Way back when I was a little kid hearing it in church with my parents the surface plot was all it took to convince me of Jesus’ superpowers. But closer, more devout listeners understand that the story’s meaning goes much deeper than a big magic trick. It’s a story about faith — the belief Lazarus and his sisters have in Jesus is so strong it is able to bring a dead man back from the grave.                          

But in Kierkegaard’s analysis, the most interesting angle of the story is not that Lazarus was physically dead and came back to life — but that he was never REALLY dead to begin with. Meaning he was not spiritually dead. And DESPAIR is the word the Dane uses to describe such spiritual death. So, in the end, he says, it is DESPAIR that is “the sickness unto death” — not nasty, physical stuff like cancer or any other sickness or disease. And in the book, the antidote that he prescribes for despair is faith, specifically Christian faith. And I think all of Kierkegaard’s other existentialist buddies later made fun of him for being such a religious sap.                          

I’m still not a scholar, and all of the above is just the result of my drive-by Kindle reading. Despite the length of this rambling post I know I’ve blown past a lot of nuance and boiled stuff down so much here that I’ve made a hash of it. But this part of my learning experience was definitely worth a $4.95 download, and I wanted to share it because it has helped me frame the positive attitude about my future that lots of people keep asking how I maintain. The point of this post is not to preach the Bible, Christianity or 19th Century existentialism — but just to endorse faith, period. Faith in SOMETHING — whether it’s in a Supreme Being, the teachings of Jesus, some other set of religious principles, the eternal nature of human spirituality, the love of family, friends and everyone you hold close or simply faith in your own higher self. I happen to have a wonderful church and priest  helping me down my own road right now. I think anyone, whether religious or not, can find what they have faith in through careful listening, meditation and prayer, and once they’ve found it it’s not necessarily anyone else’s business. The main thing to remember is that faith is ultimately what protects you from despair — which is a scary thing that can be caused by lots more than just some dumb, terminal illness. Despair can come from family troubles, financial worries, constant mental strain, career obstacles, loss of self-assurance, or whatever. Lots of regular folks who are presumed to be alive and well and functioning normally are actually walking around out there in total despair, a condition that I now am confident is worse than death, itself.                          

Okay, that’s enough dimestore philosophy for now. Like I said earlier, I could instantly tell from just talking to Harold and Dave –the two guys who sat next to me in the chemo room Tuesday — that despite the gravity of their illnesses, neither was in a condition of despair. I could tell they were both staying very strong. And I could tell they both had some kind of faith in something, even though we didn’t talk about what that was. So…far from being exhausted and discouraged by what might have been a dreary new medical procedure for me, I came away from that chemo room feeling inspired and thinking again about the Lazarus story and Kierkegaard’s book. Because they teach that even if we are suffering from some serious disease that’s hard to control, it is always within the power of each of us to overcome the worst sickness of all — the sickness that is unto death.

Back under control

Posted in Uncategorized by Sean Holton on August 2, 2010

After the near-emergency on Friday and getting through the rest of the weekend in fine form, I had an excellent, information-packed and ultimately optimistic appointment with my neuro-oncologist today (Monday 8/2/10).

First the good news: I was NOT immediately handcuffed to a hospital bed and rushed into surgery for some sort of emergency procedure that would have blown another big hole in the next month, or at least the next week, not to mention my head. Instead, my changing condition and the alarming fluid build-up around my brain appears to be very treatable by switching me over immediately to a bi-weekly intravenous infusion of a new cancer-killing chemo agent called Irinotecan in combination with a liquid drug called Avastin, which has shown good results choking off the blood supply to brain tumors. The infusions will involve sitting in a chair with an IV drip in my arm for about three hours once every two weeks. That’s pretty manageable in a world where similar regimes for other cancer forms involve sitting in the chemo chair for many more hours at a time on consecutive days. My heart goes out to people who must go through that.

Dr. Bobustuc and I sat down with his nurses and went over the results of my detailed MRI scan from last week. So now for the bad news: The scan confirms definitively that I have a recurrent tumor at the margin of my second surgical cavity that was created on June 2. The new growth is only about 2.1 centimeters (or .8 inches) in diameter at its widest point, but Dr. B believes that this tumor is actually the source of the fluid that is building up around the edges of the brain. That’s because  the fluid buildup is visibly much richer in protein than the regular, clear Cerebrospinal fluid that naturally surrounds the brain and fills its various cavities. As such, the bad fluid shows up in the scan as a much darker area than the CSF. So you see? I really do have sort of a miniature Deepwater Horizon oil spill disaster going on inside my head. That’s what I get for making fun of Mother Nature when I made that joking BP comparison in my last post and an even earlier post. I obviously need to get some new material before dead pelicans start washing out of my ears and showing up on my pillowcases every morning.

Anyway, Dr. Bobustuc is actually more immediately concerned about the danger posed by the fluid buildup than he is about the tumor, itself. The fluid could cause pressure leading to a seizure or even more serious collapse. But so far, I haven’t even had so much as a headache from it, or any weakness on my left side or any sign of debilitating fatigue stemming from pressure on my brain. I’m still walking my dogs every day, doing chores and even getting some regular work done. Dr. B put me through some clinical drills to prove all of that to his satisfaction, and was thrilled by my performance. He thinks it definitely buys us time to attack that little tumor with this new, high-powered chemo cocktail until we knock out it’s fluid-producing ability. Then the fluid it already has produced can be naturally absorbed by my body. So I’ll have time to get two chemo infusions this month before getting another MRI scan on August 30 to monitor progress. Dr. B told me he expects the next scan to look very good, with the tumor either stopped in its tracks or maybe even showing signs of shrinkage. And if I continue on the routine, it could potentially halt further progression of my GBM brain cancer for many more months.

In the alternative, I could have been rushed in to have my head opened up to directly drain the fluid now. But that would have meant I’d have to hold off on attacking the tumor with powerful liquid chemo for a few weeks until my brain could heal from the more invasive procedure. And during that pause, more bad fluid might just start building up all over again. So we’d be treating the sympton rather than the source of the leak. Well, one might ask, why not just go back in there all the way and cut out the recurrent tumor itself? Well, that might just perpetuate a process by which every time a tumor is removed — a new one will simply appear in short order at the edge of the cavity. And here we go all over again.

On the MRI scan, Dr. B. showed me something I had never seen before — my recurrent tumor does not show up as a smooth sphere, but this time is more in the ragged shape of a comet. Since I can’t post the actual MRI scan here I did the next best thing and found a picture of Halley’s Comet to illustrate. It really does sort of look like my new tumor. If you can read the labels on the photo, the biggest, brightest, roundest part (labeled the “coma”) is the 2.1 centimeter part of the tumor. But then as it trails off into the Dust Tail and Ion Tail areas, it looks just like a tail that is now visible flowing off the right edge of my tumor as it shows up on the MRI scan. And inside my head right now, that visible trail is already drifting back into a more central cavity or “ventricle” that is like a passage way through other cavities and into other parts of my brain. That means further surgery could get scary. You could keep cutting off the round, highly visible part of the tumor and the tail might just keep producing another one at the edge of the new surgical cavity — sort of like you just pruned back a tree branch that will eventually just produce a new, faster-growing bud. That’s basically what’s already happened to me. But an even scarier prospect is you keep chipping away so much that the tail gets really angry and starts to push to grow tumors in newer, deeper directions. Yikes. I don’t like the sound of that at all. And if you start chasing that tail around all over the place to cut it out, you could quickly get into whacking out big, really more useful parts of your brain. And I don’t see that being part of my game plan.

And who knows what else can happen in this crazy world of cancer? I’m learning about the absurdities of this disease not only on my own journey but also by sharing and learning from the experiences of other dear friends of mine who have been are currently being treated for other forms of the scourge. Because I live in Orlando, I can visualize the potential for this stuff spreading around in a way that my many friends who also live here could easily relate to. I just imagine all those angry, sweaty little Mom, Dad and Kiddie Cancer cells taking off  like a bunch of Orlando tourists armed with Park Hopper passes — eager to treat the rest of my brain or body like it’s some sort of new, cancer theme-park attraction. (Kid #1: “Hey Mom let’s go to Cerebral Cortex Land!”, Kid #2: “No! I’d rather ride down Frontal Lobe Falls.” Irritated Dad: “If you kids don’t start behaving, we’re going to get in the car and take you down to Pancreas World. And nobody EVER has fun down there!”

So I’m on board with the heavy-duty, liquid chemo plan for now. Let’s just try to poison this crap and see how it goes.

Meanwhile, let’s just keep our chins up and keep making fun of my brain cancer while we still can. I think that pisses it off more than anything.

Thanks for all your support and encouragement here. It really has meant the world to me, and helped me keep a positive attitude.